1 00:00:00,445 --> 00:00:01,445 Wow... 2 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:03,554 She's really Jackson Pollocking with that yogurt, huh? 3 00:00:03,609 --> 00:00:05,742 Oh, yes, Charlotte's very creative. 4 00:00:05,766 --> 00:00:07,661 - We've always known that. - Yeah. 5 00:00:08,023 --> 00:00:10,857 But do you think we should be teaching her how to use a spoon? 6 00:00:10,892 --> 00:00:12,726 You know who else played with their food? 7 00:00:12,761 --> 00:00:15,195 Barack Hussein Obama. 8 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:17,664 Oh, my God, it's Bird Bones. Hide me. 9 00:00:17,699 --> 00:00:19,966 Ooh, body be banging even in a red suit. 10 00:00:20,002 --> 00:00:21,668 Maggie, Maggie, this is serious, okay? 11 00:00:21,703 --> 00:00:23,169 We gotta get out of here, so take the baby, 12 00:00:23,205 --> 00:00:24,537 leave the yogurt. Let's go. 13 00:00:24,573 --> 00:00:26,039 Why? What did you do? 14 00:00:26,066 --> 00:00:27,135 I didn't do anything. I just... I haven't 15 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,408 seen her since Mark and I got together. 16 00:00:28,542 --> 00:00:30,375 But you told her, right? Called her or something? 17 00:00:30,411 --> 00:00:32,878 Mark told her, and I drafted a few texts that were like, 18 00:00:32,913 --> 00:00:34,246 "Hey, we good?" 19 00:00:34,281 --> 00:00:36,887 You drafted texts that said, "We good?" 20 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:39,618 - Emma, it's been a month. - I know, and if she sees me, 21 00:00:39,653 --> 00:00:41,486 then she's gonna think I've been avoiding her, 22 00:00:41,522 --> 00:00:42,921 so can we please just go? 23 00:00:42,956 --> 00:00:44,823 It's gonna be tough stuff for you, huh? 24 00:00:44,858 --> 00:00:46,058 Maggie, don't teach me a life lesson. 25 00:00:46,093 --> 00:00:48,527 - Oh, Tina! - Hey, girl. 26 00:00:48,562 --> 00:00:51,496 Hey, Maggie. Hey, Emma. 27 00:00:51,532 --> 00:00:53,965 Hi, Charlotte. You all look great. 28 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:55,534 Well, you look great, and look great, 29 00:00:55,569 --> 00:00:56,935 and, Charlotte, you look great. 30 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:59,337 We are all doing great. 31 00:00:59,373 --> 00:01:00,906 - Um. - Do you want to 32 00:01:00,941 --> 00:01:02,974 tell her something? She wanted to talk to you. 33 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:05,277 - Go ahead. - Um, hey, Tina, 34 00:01:05,312 --> 00:01:08,380 - I meant to reach out... - Oh, about you and Mark? 35 00:01:08,415 --> 00:01:10,849 Please, I am happy for you both. 36 00:01:10,884 --> 00:01:12,617 One man's trash is another man's treasure. 37 00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:14,853 I mean, not that Mark was trash, but, you know, our marriage 38 00:01:14,888 --> 00:01:17,622 - was for so long. - Hey, Tina, what's up with 39 00:01:17,658 --> 00:01:19,891 - the red suit? - Oh, uh, it's a... 40 00:01:19,927 --> 00:01:23,295 It's a business suit 'cause I'm in business now, 41 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:26,898 - so, taking care of business. - What kind of business? 42 00:01:26,934 --> 00:01:30,402 None of your business! [laughing] 43 00:01:30,437 --> 00:01:31,837 Bye. 44 00:01:35,476 --> 00:01:38,009 I feel like we were just assaulted. 45 00:01:38,045 --> 00:01:40,045 That was weird even for Bird Bones. 46 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,380 - I wonder if she's okay. - Yeah, I guess 47 00:01:42,416 --> 00:01:44,316 - we'll just never know. - Stop by her house. 48 00:01:44,351 --> 00:01:45,650 - What? - Why would we do 49 00:01:45,686 --> 00:01:47,819 - something like that? - Oh, we're not doing anything. 50 00:01:47,855 --> 00:01:49,387 - You are. - Why? 51 00:01:49,423 --> 00:01:50,689 Because you owe it to her 52 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:53,258 after not sending all those drafted texts. 53 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:55,927 Okay, I'm gonna go, but I'm taking Char-Bar with me. 54 00:01:55,963 --> 00:01:57,529 You're not using my child as a human shield. 55 00:01:57,564 --> 00:01:59,331 - Please? - That's where I draw the line 56 00:01:59,366 --> 00:02:00,999 on this friendship. 57 00:02:01,034 --> 00:02:05,355 58 00:02:05,773 --> 00:02:08,640 All of time stood still 59 00:02:08,675 --> 00:02:13,078 Ooh, do do do do 60 00:02:13,113 --> 00:02:16,715 Back before we were brittle 61 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,885 Back before we were brittle 62 00:02:20,801 --> 00:02:22,334 God, I'm freaking out. 63 00:02:22,369 --> 00:02:24,302 Look at my armpits... They're like swimming pools. 64 00:02:24,338 --> 00:02:25,637 Aw, Jeff, we got this, okay? 65 00:02:25,673 --> 00:02:27,139 We've nailed every other rotation. 66 00:02:27,158 --> 00:02:28,324 How bad can one guy be? 67 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:30,776 Dr. Ericson? Really bad. 68 00:02:30,811 --> 00:02:32,411 - No. - One false move, and he 69 00:02:32,446 --> 00:02:35,180 gives you a bad recommendation, and then it's urology 70 00:02:35,215 --> 00:02:38,383 - for the rest of your life. - Okay, he's just a human man 71 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:40,052 who also happens to be a doctor. 72 00:02:40,087 --> 00:02:43,221 You know they call him Dr. Freeze 'cause he's so cold? 73 00:02:43,257 --> 00:02:44,823 Well, that's not a good nickname. 74 00:02:44,858 --> 00:02:46,958 It should be something like Ice Ice Baby or... 75 00:02:46,994 --> 00:02:49,661 - Snow Pesci. - Yeah, or Snowpra. 76 00:02:49,697 --> 00:02:51,163 Snowpra's favorite thing. 77 00:02:51,198 --> 00:02:53,231 You get a bad recommendation, and you get 78 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:56,001 a bad recommendation, and you get a bad recommendation! 79 00:02:56,036 --> 00:02:57,235 Ah! 80 00:02:57,271 --> 00:02:59,371 - Are you two with me today? - Uh-oh. 81 00:02:59,406 --> 00:03:00,605 Keep your heads down. 82 00:03:00,641 --> 00:03:02,107 If you have any questions, do not ask them 83 00:03:02,142 --> 00:03:06,411 in front of the patients. The patients come first. 84 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:07,679 That's what she said. 85 00:03:07,715 --> 00:03:08,914 [both giggling] 86 00:03:08,949 --> 00:03:10,615 Sorry, did you say something? 87 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:12,384 No, sir, I did not. 88 00:03:12,419 --> 00:03:14,920 'Cause I thought I heard you say, "That's what she said." 89 00:03:14,955 --> 00:03:16,421 Who were you talking about? Did you say something? 90 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:18,757 I didn't. It's just... I think he was 91 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:20,625 making the old American joke. 92 00:03:20,661 --> 00:03:22,661 You know, "That's what she said." 93 00:03:22,696 --> 00:03:24,663 [whispering] That's what she said. 94 00:03:24,698 --> 00:03:27,799 Right, so no one actually said anything? 95 00:03:27,835 --> 00:03:29,167 Uh, that's right. 96 00:03:32,106 --> 00:03:35,874 We have a lot of work to do. Keep up. 97 00:03:35,909 --> 00:03:38,610 - Oh, God. - I'm so cold. 98 00:03:38,645 --> 00:03:40,812 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 99 00:03:40,848 --> 00:03:42,247 [upbeat music] 100 00:03:42,282 --> 00:03:43,215 Jeff. 101 00:03:47,121 --> 00:03:48,520 - Hi, Teens. - Oh! 102 00:03:48,555 --> 00:03:50,155 Oh, hey, Emma. 103 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,758 Tina, I feel really horrible that I haven't called. 104 00:03:52,793 --> 00:03:54,126 I just wanted to make sure there's not 105 00:03:54,161 --> 00:03:57,395 - any weirdness about... - No, no, I'm... 106 00:03:57,431 --> 00:03:59,564 - I'm happy for you both. - Really? 107 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,834 - Really. - Oh, good, that's a relief. 108 00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:05,403 - Okay. - Um, Tina, this is 109 00:04:05,439 --> 00:04:08,206 - a lot of boxes here, huh? - Yeah, well, thank goodness 110 00:04:08,242 --> 00:04:10,776 for the RAV4, and its spacious cargo capacity, 111 00:04:10,811 --> 00:04:12,778 not to mention the fold-flat second row. 112 00:04:12,813 --> 00:04:15,046 Yeah, the RAV4 is a phenomenal vehicle. 113 00:04:15,082 --> 00:04:17,816 Um, what's in these boxes, Tina? 114 00:04:17,851 --> 00:04:20,552 - Are you QVCing again? - No. 115 00:04:20,587 --> 00:04:24,990 - These are for... my new business. - Tina, you can't keep 116 00:04:25,025 --> 00:04:27,392 just saying "business." 117 00:04:27,427 --> 00:04:29,027 What's going on? 118 00:04:29,062 --> 00:04:33,131 Look, now that I'm single, I want to have a career. 119 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:34,699 You know, like you used to have. 120 00:04:34,735 --> 00:04:39,204 Oh, okay, well, I did just plan a "Hamilton" themed 121 00:04:39,239 --> 00:04:41,306 bar mitzvah, which was very well received. 122 00:04:41,341 --> 00:04:44,442 - 1776 - Well, anyway, and then, 123 00:04:44,478 --> 00:04:47,312 a few weeks ago, this woman came up to me, and she said, 124 00:04:47,347 --> 00:04:50,549 "Have you ever considered selling Illuminage cosmetics?" 125 00:04:50,584 --> 00:04:53,218 And she pressured you into buying all this inventory? 126 00:04:53,253 --> 00:04:56,188 She called it the "Quantum Package." 127 00:04:56,223 --> 00:04:57,956 Tina, this is a pyramid scheme. 128 00:04:57,991 --> 00:04:59,124 Like cheerleading? 129 00:04:59,159 --> 00:05:01,026 No, not at all like cheerleading. 130 00:05:01,061 --> 00:05:04,262 All right, um, how much of this have you already sold? 131 00:05:05,365 --> 00:05:06,798 Zero. 132 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:09,234 Zero Quantum Package. 133 00:05:09,269 --> 00:05:10,669 [beep] 134 00:05:10,704 --> 00:05:13,972 Okay, I don't want you to worry because you've got. 135 00:05:14,007 --> 00:05:15,440 Shark Tank over here, all right? 136 00:05:15,475 --> 00:05:19,010 There is nothing, and I mean nothing, that I cannot sell. 137 00:05:19,046 --> 00:05:21,446 Now, are these boxes all that we have to get rid of? 138 00:05:21,481 --> 00:05:24,482 Um, well, there's this. 139 00:05:24,518 --> 00:05:26,451 And this. 140 00:05:26,486 --> 00:05:28,920 Oh, Teens. 141 00:05:28,956 --> 00:05:30,889 This is too many boxes. 142 00:05:32,326 --> 00:05:35,827 Okay, Jeff, tell me about Mr. Linley's vitals. 143 00:05:35,863 --> 00:05:37,195 His vitals are good. 144 00:05:37,231 --> 00:05:39,464 His heart rate is slightly elevated at 110. 145 00:05:39,499 --> 00:05:42,400 And should I be worried about the elevation? 146 00:05:42,436 --> 00:05:43,635 - Yes. - No. 147 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:45,370 - Maggie, why? - Because it's probably just 148 00:05:45,405 --> 00:05:47,005 post-op pain combined with the exertion 149 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,207 - of his walk around the floor. - Correct. 150 00:05:49,243 --> 00:05:50,709 Good, thank you. 151 00:05:50,744 --> 00:05:52,277 - Okay, let's see. - [beeping] 152 00:05:52,312 --> 00:05:54,646 Jeff, can you make that noise go away, please? 153 00:05:54,681 --> 00:05:55,847 - I'm on it. - Thank you. 154 00:05:55,883 --> 00:05:57,148 Sorry, Mr. Linley, where were we? 155 00:05:57,184 --> 00:05:59,751 So yes, you... You passed the stone. 156 00:05:59,786 --> 00:06:01,920 There's no infection. That's good news. 157 00:06:01,955 --> 00:06:03,288 [beeping] 158 00:06:03,323 --> 00:06:05,357 [no audible speech] 159 00:06:05,392 --> 00:06:06,958 [beeping] 160 00:06:06,994 --> 00:06:09,227 Jeff, I really need that beeping to stop. 161 00:06:09,263 --> 00:06:11,496 I'm working on it, Doctor. 162 00:06:11,531 --> 00:06:13,498 Now, unfortunately, the ultrasound did pick up 163 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:15,800 other gallstones, and that's why we've had to 164 00:06:15,836 --> 00:06:17,135 remove your gallbladder. 165 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:19,304 That's all pretty straightforward. 166 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:20,272 [shrill beeping] 167 00:06:20,307 --> 00:06:22,841 Jeff, is there a problem here? 168 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:24,175 It won't stop beeping. 169 00:06:24,211 --> 00:06:25,810 [coughs] It's the battery. 170 00:06:25,846 --> 00:06:27,412 - What? - I think it's the battery. 171 00:06:27,447 --> 00:06:29,147 Maggie, if you're gonna tell him how to something, 172 00:06:29,182 --> 00:06:30,749 why don't you just go and do it? 173 00:06:30,784 --> 00:06:32,584 - Yeah, right away. - [shrill beeping] 174 00:06:32,619 --> 00:06:34,452 Yeah. 175 00:06:34,488 --> 00:06:38,189 Sorry, Mr. Linley, I seem to be working with amateurs. 176 00:06:38,225 --> 00:06:40,492 Wh... Why do we have to this? 177 00:06:40,527 --> 00:06:42,627 Can't we just move to a new state? 178 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,729 - Start a new life? - Teens, you need to relax. 179 00:06:44,765 --> 00:06:46,064 You want to be a business woman, right? 180 00:06:46,099 --> 00:06:47,365 I do, desperately. 181 00:06:47,401 --> 00:06:49,301 Then this is your first lesson. 182 00:06:49,336 --> 00:06:51,336 It's called "negotiation," and it's one of the classic 183 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:52,271 tenets of business. 184 00:06:52,341 --> 00:06:55,106 Emma, I don't think you know what you're dealing with. 185 00:06:55,142 --> 00:06:57,776 - Vanessa is fearless. - Please, you think I'm afraid 186 00:06:57,811 --> 00:07:00,345 of some basic B from Danbury? [gasps] 187 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:04,749 Wow, hotel spaghetti in a white blazer? 188 00:07:04,785 --> 00:07:07,919 This woman is fearless. 189 00:07:08,789 --> 00:07:10,555 All right. 190 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:16,561 That's funny. 191 00:07:16,596 --> 00:07:17,963 Um, Vanessa? 192 00:07:17,998 --> 00:07:22,534 Okay, Tina, to what do I owe this pleasure? 193 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:25,003 Have you already sold your Quantum Package? 194 00:07:25,038 --> 00:07:26,304 Um, well, not exactly... 195 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:28,206 Great, then this meeting's over. 196 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:30,175 - If I could just jump in here... - I'm sorry, who is this person 197 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:31,843 that's talking to me right now? 198 00:07:31,878 --> 00:07:33,645 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm her associate, 199 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,046 Emma Crawford. 200 00:07:35,082 --> 00:07:37,282 That's a beautiful blazer, by the way. 201 00:07:37,317 --> 00:07:38,583 Is that... Dolce and Gabbana. 202 00:07:38,618 --> 00:07:41,720 Gabbana, yes, know it, love it, worn it. 203 00:07:41,755 --> 00:07:45,390 Truthfully, Vanessa, businesswoman to businesswoman, 204 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:50,128 my friend Tina here is in over her head, and, unfortunately, 205 00:07:50,163 --> 00:07:52,163 she's not gonna be able to sell the Quantum Package 206 00:07:52,199 --> 00:07:53,732 as previously discussed. 207 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:55,967 Well, I wish I could help, but I just don't see 208 00:07:56,003 --> 00:07:58,003 how any of this is my problem. 209 00:07:58,038 --> 00:08:00,572 Oh, okay, well, it is your problem because 210 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:02,607 you took advantage of my friend here, 211 00:08:02,642 --> 00:08:05,110 a woman who has literally no street smarts 212 00:08:05,145 --> 00:08:07,779 and is completely naive to the world of business. 213 00:08:07,814 --> 00:08:09,414 - That is true... I am. - Yeah. 214 00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:12,484 Tina, Tina, Tina. 215 00:08:12,519 --> 00:08:17,322 Wow, I had really high hopes for you, and now you come in 216 00:08:17,357 --> 00:08:20,925 with this woman, oh, could clearly use 217 00:08:20,961 --> 00:08:22,927 our bronzer, and you try to bail? 218 00:08:22,963 --> 00:08:26,097 Wow, you wanna roll with this? 219 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:28,199 Then let me tell you how this is gonna go... 220 00:08:28,235 --> 00:08:30,201 No, let me tell you how this is gonna go. 221 00:08:30,237 --> 00:08:31,569 No, I'm not interested. 222 00:08:31,605 --> 00:08:32,670 I'm not interested. 223 00:08:32,706 --> 00:08:34,973 You know who's not interested? Me. 224 00:08:35,008 --> 00:08:37,142 - I'm also not interested. - Damn it. 225 00:08:37,177 --> 00:08:38,610 So let me break this down for you. 226 00:08:38,645 --> 00:08:40,712 I'm leaving for Hartford for two days, then I go 227 00:08:40,747 --> 00:08:42,313 to Bridgeport for three. 228 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:46,251 When I'm back on Tuesday, bitch better have my money 229 00:08:46,286 --> 00:08:50,555 because that's how business works. 230 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:53,058 Oh... [laughs] let me assure you, 231 00:08:53,093 --> 00:08:55,126 I know how business works. 232 00:08:55,162 --> 00:08:57,328 I used to move a bajillion-dollar casino 233 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:59,097 - every minute in Macao. - [laughs] 234 00:08:59,132 --> 00:09:00,832 A bajillion. 235 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:03,334 Well, if that's true, why can't you move a little makeup? 236 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:06,271 Oh, I promise you, I could move your dumb makeup. 237 00:09:06,306 --> 00:09:07,739 - Well, then why don't you? - Why don't I? 238 00:09:07,774 --> 00:09:09,574 I'm gonna put you down for a Quantum Package. 239 00:09:09,609 --> 00:09:11,309 - Emma, I don't think that... - Don't worry, Tina. 240 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,977 I know exactly what she's up to. 241 00:09:13,013 --> 00:09:15,547 - Put me down for two. - [gasps] 242 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:20,200 All right, Tina-reens, we got a lot of face paint to unload, 243 00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:23,471 But the most important thing is that we turn you into 244 00:09:23,506 --> 00:09:26,274 the business maven that we know you can be, all right? 245 00:09:26,309 --> 00:09:28,342 So show me what you're thinking. 246 00:09:28,378 --> 00:09:31,913 Okay, well, I made a color-coded map of Pinebrook 247 00:09:31,948 --> 00:09:34,782 where I divided everyone into age, income, 248 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:36,851 and current shopping behavior. 249 00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:40,021 Wow, Tina, this is actually really good. 250 00:09:40,056 --> 00:09:42,256 Oh, my God, is that a Caboodles? 251 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:46,561 Mm-hmm, and I tricked it out so that we can take it 252 00:09:46,596 --> 00:09:48,362 door-to-door. 253 00:09:48,398 --> 00:09:50,932 Tina, this is really, really good! 254 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,233 I love this idea. 255 00:09:52,268 --> 00:09:54,001 - Take it to the streets! - [laughs] 256 00:09:54,037 --> 00:09:56,304 - [doorbell dings] - Oh, our first customer! 257 00:09:56,339 --> 00:09:58,439 Wait, I thought we were gonna go door-to-door? 258 00:09:58,475 --> 00:10:01,676 Yeah, they're going from their door to my door. 259 00:10:01,711 --> 00:10:04,378 Make me look like Vanna White. 260 00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:07,381 [upbeat music] 261 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:11,185 262 00:10:11,221 --> 00:10:15,189 Here... Okay, in order to discharge you, 263 00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:17,291 we need to make sure you're eating, okay? 264 00:10:17,327 --> 00:10:19,293 It's Doctor's orders. 265 00:10:20,597 --> 00:10:23,464 Okay, how about this banana pudding, huh? 266 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,633 I mean, it's not a Nilla wafer situation, but it's 267 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,701 pretty good, right, Jeff? 268 00:10:26,736 --> 00:10:28,035 Oh, God, I'm not eating that. 269 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:29,237 Come on, just take a bite for Mrs. Chang. 270 00:10:29,272 --> 00:10:30,805 Show her how delicious it is. 271 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,340 Maggie, it's swimsuit season. 272 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,407 - Come on, Jeff. - No. 273 00:10:33,443 --> 00:10:34,548 - Jeff... - No, no, no. 274 00:10:34,595 --> 00:10:35,376 - Jeff! - Uh-uh. 275 00:10:35,425 --> 00:10:36,555 - Jeff, eat it! - No! 276 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:39,509 - Put it in your mouth! - What is this, Studio 54? 277 00:10:39,516 --> 00:10:40,648 - Ah. - Oh! 278 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,316 - Got you. - Oh, come on, you haven't 279 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:43,718 - tried the pudding. - Hey, no, oh, no, don't! 280 00:10:43,753 --> 00:10:45,586 - You got it all over... - Um, when you've 281 00:10:45,622 --> 00:10:47,421 quite finished your pudding party, 282 00:10:47,457 --> 00:10:49,834 room 212 needs his dressing changed. 283 00:10:49,945 --> 00:10:51,107 Oh, we were just, uh, trying... 284 00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:53,841 I know what you were doing. 285 00:10:56,165 --> 00:10:57,465 [sighs] 286 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:01,335 287 00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:03,437 Tina, it's been an hour and a half, so... 288 00:11:03,473 --> 00:11:05,273 - Oh, okay, I'm almost done. - Okay. 289 00:11:05,308 --> 00:11:09,677 Just one more swipe of powder, 290 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,914 and ta-da! 291 00:11:12,949 --> 00:11:16,918 [gasps] Hubba, hubba. 292 00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:19,487 I'd like to buy this vowel. 293 00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:20,588 [laughter] 294 00:11:20,623 --> 00:11:22,990 Okay, now we will take this all off, 295 00:11:23,026 --> 00:11:24,759 and we will start your daytime look. 296 00:11:24,794 --> 00:11:28,496 Uh, okay, Tina, Tina, sorry, we have thousands of dollars 297 00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:31,065 of makeup to sell, so I think we need to move this along. 298 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,534 - Oh. - Hey, Mary-Pat, what are we 299 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,336 thinking, purchase-wise? 300 00:11:35,371 --> 00:11:37,905 Guess I gotta buy something, huh? 301 00:11:37,941 --> 00:11:39,707 - That's how they getcha. - Yeah. 302 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,175 [laughter] 303 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,578 - I'll take one chapstick. - Chapstick? 304 00:11:43,613 --> 00:11:45,980 - Yes, my first sale! - One! 305 00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:48,349 Great, I will wrap this up for you. 306 00:11:48,384 --> 00:11:49,383 Boop! 307 00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:53,888 308 00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,122 - Hey. - Hey, why did I have to 309 00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:56,624 park three blocks down the road? 310 00:11:56,659 --> 00:11:58,359 'Cause I got a bunch of women in the living room 311 00:11:58,394 --> 00:12:00,328 for a makeup party, and all that's missing 312 00:12:00,363 --> 00:12:02,663 - is your baby-soft skin. - Oh, no, no, no, no way. 313 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,665 I'm exhausted, I'm covered in banana pudding... 314 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:07,368 Please, Maggie, I got so much product to move, 315 00:12:07,403 --> 00:12:08,903 and Bird Bones is killing me. 316 00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:10,438 317 00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:14,642 Okay, ladies, today is your lucky day because we have 318 00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:19,380 a special demo with Illuminage's premiere sales consultant. 319 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:22,883 You know her from the gym, and from various Pinterest pages, 320 00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:25,019 please welcome Tina. 321 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:27,288 - Thank you, thank you. - Okay, get up here. 322 00:12:27,323 --> 00:12:28,889 Thank you, Emma. [clears throat] 323 00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:31,559 Okay, well, um, 324 00:12:31,594 --> 00:12:36,664 the first thing that I like to do is examine my canvas. 325 00:12:36,699 --> 00:12:39,734 Maggie here, of course, has flawless skin. 326 00:12:39,769 --> 00:12:41,936 - Aw, thanks, Teens. - And, frankly, I don't think 327 00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:44,472 that she needs any makeup at all. 328 00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:48,242 But if I had to put something on her, 329 00:12:48,277 --> 00:12:50,845 I... I would use some blush. 330 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,047 Okay, so, we do that, that. 331 00:12:53,082 --> 00:12:54,382 There you go. 332 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:58,786 And that fresh face is gonna cost you $9.50. 333 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:01,155 Oh, Tina, Tina, if I could just jump in here. 334 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,024 Let's get real, ladies. 335 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:05,092 Maggie over here needs a lot more help that that. 336 00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:06,594 - Am I right? - What's happening? 337 00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:09,030 This is a woman who's up with a baby all night. 338 00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:10,765 - Mm-hmm. - She's at the hospital, 339 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,134 - bringing home the bacon all day. - Single mom. 340 00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:15,703 - She's tired, you know? - Bedraggled, even. 341 00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:18,339 - Okay, all right. - Time has worn its way 342 00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:22,076 down this face like water once carved the crevices 343 00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:23,778 of the Grand Canyon, okay? 344 00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:26,280 Here, here, and also here. 345 00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:28,049 We're comparing my face to erosion? 346 00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:29,650 But Illuminage is here to help. 347 00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,919 Tina, be a doll, would you, and load me up with 348 00:13:31,954 --> 00:13:34,422 some of Illuminage's priming foundation. 349 00:13:34,457 --> 00:13:36,691 Well, you need to start with the moisturizer fir... 350 00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:40,127 Not now, all right, and we're blending. 351 00:13:40,163 --> 00:13:41,996 - Good Lord. - We're blending. 352 00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:45,399 - Okay, that's very aggressive. - We're shading, we're shading, 353 00:13:45,435 --> 00:13:47,868 and we're contouring. We're contouring. 354 00:13:47,904 --> 00:13:50,938 - It doesn't feel like it. - Okay, and we finish it all off 355 00:13:50,973 --> 00:13:54,141 with a heavy swipe of our patented bee sting 356 00:13:54,177 --> 00:13:56,777 lip-plumping lip gloss. Oh, yeah. 357 00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:58,946 - Okay. - And, voila. 358 00:13:58,981 --> 00:14:00,548 - Emma, what's in this? - It's really tingling. 359 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,850 Oh, the tingle means it's working. 360 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,452 [applause] 361 00:14:04,487 --> 00:14:07,321 Now join me in the corner where Tina will be taking your orders. 362 00:14:07,356 --> 00:14:10,458 Tina? I'm sorry, Tina? 363 00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,059 Just give me one second, okay? 364 00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:14,028 - Keep it alive out here, okay? - What's happening? 365 00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:15,696 - I don't know. - Sell something. 366 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,567 Tina, what's going on? I need you out there. 367 00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:21,702 - Everyone wants to order. - Ah, you don't need me. 368 00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:23,871 - I'm just gonna go. - What are you talking about? 369 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,741 - We're a huge hit. - Well, you're a huge hit. 370 00:14:26,776 --> 00:14:29,477 - I'm not doing anything. - Oh, I just took over the demo 371 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:30,911 'cause we weren't moving enough product. 372 00:14:30,947 --> 00:14:33,748 And why is that? Because I'm terrible. 373 00:14:33,783 --> 00:14:35,249 - No. - I don't know why I ever 374 00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:36,784 thought that... That I could do this. 375 00:14:36,819 --> 00:14:39,787 I mean, I am terrible at everything. 376 00:14:39,822 --> 00:14:42,022 - No. - Yes, I screwed up my marriage. 377 00:14:42,058 --> 00:14:45,226 I screwed up this job. I can't do anything right! 378 00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:46,660 [screams] 379 00:14:46,696 --> 00:14:48,329 Well, if you're trying to make a point, Teens, 380 00:14:48,364 --> 00:14:50,030 at least throw something breakable. 381 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:51,298 [screams] 382 00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:52,767 383 00:14:52,802 --> 00:14:54,268 See? 384 00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:56,637 I can't even do that right. 385 00:14:56,672 --> 00:14:57,738 No, Tina... 386 00:14:57,774 --> 00:14:59,340 387 00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:03,246 Oh, I am mad at you, Maggie. 388 00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:07,755 I binge-ate pudding all night long, and then Charles finds me 389 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:10,066 passed out like a bloated raccoon in a nest 390 00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:11,347 of Little Debbie wrappers. 391 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,694 - Ah! - It's really bad, right? 392 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:16,533 I'm so sorry, but what happened to your face? 393 00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:18,342 Why do you look like Lisa Rinna melted? 394 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,177 It's bee sting lip-plumping lip gloss. 395 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,812 But you're allergic to bees. 396 00:15:21,847 --> 00:15:24,648 I know, I tried to stop Emma, but she just covered my face 397 00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:25,849 in the dumb stuff. 398 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,217 Oh, God, what am I gonna do? 399 00:15:27,252 --> 00:15:28,585 I can't leave... I told Ericson I'd do 400 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,153 - a double shipt. - Huh? 401 00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:31,488 - A double chipt. - What? 402 00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:33,290 - Two shifts. - Oh, a double shift. 403 00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:34,558 - That's what I said. - Uh-uh. 404 00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:36,193 I need your help and support. 405 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:40,731 All right, I know exactly what we're going to do. 406 00:15:40,766 --> 00:15:42,833 Okay, so her blood pressure's up. 407 00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:45,168 - What's her weight? - 104. 408 00:15:45,204 --> 00:15:47,671 Can I see her labs, please? 409 00:15:49,508 --> 00:15:50,640 Can I see the labs? 410 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:54,745 Just pass... pass the clipboard, please, Maggie. 411 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,047 - I'd rather not. - Just give me the clipboard. 412 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,815 Yeah. 413 00:15:58,851 --> 00:16:03,220 Just... give me the... Give me the clipboard. 414 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,388 Here you go. 415 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,257 Is this another one of your jokes? 416 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:08,525 No, sir. 417 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,293 Then why are you wearing a mask? 418 00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:17,501 - Okay. - [laughs] 419 00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,669 - You look like Lisa Rinna. - Oh, God. 420 00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:21,571 Maggie, my office, now, please. 421 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,873 - Right now. - Okay, yeah, yeah. 422 00:16:22,908 --> 00:16:24,941 - Mrs. Chang. - [muffled laughter] 423 00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:27,144 [upbeat music] 424 00:16:27,179 --> 00:16:28,545 - Tina. - Oh! 425 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,013 I don't know why I keep doing that. 426 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,471 - It's very creepy. - What are you doing here? 427 00:16:31,477 --> 00:16:32,901 You don't have to go in there. 428 00:16:32,974 --> 00:16:35,323 I'm gonna tell Vanessa that we didn't sell the product. 429 00:16:35,421 --> 00:16:37,053 It was my fault. I doubled down. 430 00:16:37,089 --> 00:16:38,855 No, I am the one who got us into this mess 431 00:16:38,891 --> 00:16:40,724 - in the first place. - Yeah, but I was supposed to 432 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:43,493 be helping you, and, instead, I just made you feel like 433 00:16:43,529 --> 00:16:44,861 you weren't good at anything. 434 00:16:44,897 --> 00:16:48,598 - Which is true. - No, it's not. 435 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:51,902 Listen to me, Tina, to me, you'll always be 436 00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:54,571 that cheerleader on top of the pyramid whose body 437 00:16:54,606 --> 00:16:58,241 be banging and, P.S., a mind to match, okay? 438 00:16:58,277 --> 00:16:59,810 So you're not good at selling makeup. 439 00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:02,379 Who cares? That just means something bigger 440 00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:04,481 is coming your way. 441 00:17:04,516 --> 00:17:08,452 - Thank you, Emma. - Get in here. 442 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:13,023 All right, let's go get annihilated by this basic B. 443 00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:16,159 - I'm scared. - I'm scared too. 444 00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:17,828 Both: [sigh] 445 00:17:17,863 --> 00:17:19,529 446 00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:22,999 Okay, that's a shot of Benadryl. 447 00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:25,335 That should take the swelling down a little bit. 448 00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,503 Good. 449 00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:31,608 Dr. Ericson, I am very sorry. 450 00:17:31,643 --> 00:17:34,377 I... I don't usually act this way. 451 00:17:34,413 --> 00:17:35,812 I don't believe that for one second. 452 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,714 No, I mean, we like to have fun at the workplace, 453 00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:39,816 - sure, but... - That isn't what I'm saying. 454 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,452 Look, from my point of view, you seem like an incredibly 455 00:17:42,488 --> 00:17:45,355 talented nurse with a terrific bedside manner. 456 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:46,523 Are you not normally like that? 457 00:17:46,558 --> 00:17:49,125 Oh, um, thank you. 458 00:17:49,161 --> 00:17:52,529 It's been a pleasure shadowing you this week as well. 459 00:17:52,564 --> 00:17:55,198 - No, it hasn't. - Well, it ha... what? 460 00:17:55,234 --> 00:17:58,635 So come on, what are they calling me these days, hmm? 461 00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:00,637 Oh, I never partook in any of that. 462 00:18:00,672 --> 00:18:04,140 - Mm, Dr. Bobsled? - That's a good one. 463 00:18:04,176 --> 00:18:05,876 Cool Runnings? 464 00:18:05,911 --> 00:18:09,513 No, uh, Dr. Popsicle is what we had landed on recently. 465 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,314 Mrs. Chang came up with that one. 466 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:12,849 Mm, okay, that's actually quite good. 467 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:14,818 - Yeah. - Is it because I'm so cold? 468 00:18:14,853 --> 00:18:16,720 It's 'cause you have a stick up your ass. 469 00:18:16,755 --> 00:18:18,121 [laughter] 470 00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:21,091 Okay, so, look, I hope it doesn't keep you from wanting 471 00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:23,994 to work with me because I've requested that you 472 00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:25,862 continue on my rotation. 473 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:26,830 Really? 474 00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:29,566 Jeff too, but for different reasons. 475 00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,134 I like to watch him squirm. 476 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:33,103 Sure. Yeah. 477 00:18:33,138 --> 00:18:34,738 478 00:18:34,773 --> 00:18:40,810 Yeah, yeah, so what I'm hearing is that you failed. 479 00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:43,313 I wouldn't exactly use those words. 480 00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:46,049 I mean, we did sell Tina's original package, and, 481 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,389 - if I hadn't doubled down... - I'm gonna need to 482 00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:48,705 hear you say it. 483 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,410 I'll sound it out for you... It goes like this. 484 00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:53,995 I fa-ai-l-ed. 485 00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,226 That is enough. 486 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,661 Tina talks now. 487 00:18:57,696 --> 00:19:00,697 Look, I may not know a lot about business, 488 00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:03,567 but one thing I do know about is pyramids. 489 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,036 Well, specifically, cheerleading pyramids. 490 00:19:06,071 --> 00:19:08,238 And it is glorious at the top 491 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,206 with the sun in your hair 492 00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:13,009 and the... The wind up your skorts. 493 00:19:13,045 --> 00:19:14,711 Where are we going with this, Teens? 494 00:19:14,746 --> 00:19:17,647 And... but what you don't realize is that the people 495 00:19:17,683 --> 00:19:21,651 at the bottom actually have the most power. 496 00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:24,654 So when Carlotta Frasier's IBS kicks in because she eats 497 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,590 too many cannolis mid-game, and she rushes 498 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,559 to the restroom mid-formation, the person at the top 499 00:19:29,595 --> 00:19:31,861 - comes a-tumbling down. - What is the point? 500 00:19:31,897 --> 00:19:35,198 My point is, once I make a few phone calls 501 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,534 to your other sales consultants, 502 00:19:37,569 --> 00:19:42,606 you, Vanessa, are gonna come a-tumbling down. 503 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,442 So what I guess I'm trying to say is. 504 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,278 - "Bitch better have my money." - Tina, that doesn't 505 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,380 - really apply here. - I don't care... I wanna say it. 506 00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:53,316 Bitch better have my money. 507 00:19:53,352 --> 00:19:55,885 Enjoy sitting alone eating spaghetti in a blazer 508 00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:58,355 that's clearly not Dolce and Gabbana. 509 00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:00,390 - Yes, it is. - Oh, no. 510 00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:02,359 It's Dressbarn, Vanessa, 511 00:20:02,394 --> 00:20:04,413 and everybody knows it. 512 00:20:04,593 --> 00:20:07,027 Everyone. 513 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,865 Let's roll. 514 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,133 515 00:20:10,548 --> 00:20:12,798 A prominent Danbury businesswoman is being. 516 00:20:12,853 --> 00:20:15,654 Investigated for selling a line of unsafe cosmetics. 517 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:17,255 Oh, she's coming? 518 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:20,258 Vanessa, what do you have to say for yourself? 519 00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:23,236 - Vanessa! - You need to get those cameras 520 00:20:23,242 --> 00:20:24,408 out of my face. 521 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:28,225 Don't... Don't look at me! 522 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,904 [grunting] 523 00:20:32,407 --> 00:20:34,774 - Whoa. - Somebody must've 524 00:20:34,809 --> 00:20:37,610 called in a tip. 525 00:20:37,646 --> 00:20:39,612 [laughing] 526 00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:41,648 both: Tina? 527 00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:43,950 Well, I think we have our answer. 528 00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:47,186 Oh, ah, ah! 529 00:20:47,222 --> 00:20:48,755 That says it all. 530 00:20:48,805 --> 00:20:53,355 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0